Jokes, Quotes and One Liners

Jokes, Quotes and One Liners

13 Pages · 2004 · 299 KB · English

point adding a joke if you feel it will fall flat. Using jokes is an individual choice. You must not force yourself to say jokes if you feel uncomfortable with

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Jokes, Quotes and One Liners - 1 - TABLE OF CONTENTS PART I. JOKES ........................................................................... 2 Best Man Jokes ............................................................... 3 PART II. QUOTES ........................................................................ 4 Best Man Quotes ............................................................. 4 Humorous Wedding Quotes ................................................. 8 PART III. ONE LINERS ................................................................... 10 A Libros Media Ltd Production: [email protected] All rights reserved. Copyright © 2004 by Dan Stevens and Libros Media Ltd No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electrical or mechanical, including photocopying and recording, or by any information storage or retrieval system without permission in writing from the author. - 2 - PART I. JOKES A good best man speech should have jokes here and there. A wholly serious speech is tends to get people bored. However, the selection of jokes for a speech should be done with caution, as you do not want to offend anyone. Here are a couple of key points to consider while choosing a joke for your speech: □ Do not choose jokes that are obscene or risqué. Always take into consideration the guests that would be present at the ceremony. □ Never insult or embarrass anyone with your jokes. □ As imperative as the choice of jokes is, equally crucial is the ability to tell the joke. Add jokes to your speech is sought only if you could tell them appropriately. Here are the important points to consider when telling a joke to get the audience into a fit of giggles: □ Speak the jokes as naturally as possible. Never appear to be forced to tell it. In case you feel uneasy, try saying all the jokes you are thinking of including in your speech

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